So Roger Clemens will be pitching for the Astros.
Roger Clemens, famous for his beanball... Roger Clemens, fourteenth on the all-time list for hit batsmen [1]... Roger Clemens will be in the batter's box facing Major League pitching every fifth day.
Hee hee hee.
[1] Actually, that statistic is a little unfair. If you look at the number of hit batsmen per inning pitched, Rocket comes out way ahead of guys like Cy Young (#6) and Nolan Ryan (#8).